December 30, 2005

The Truth About Dogs, Part One

Some quotes about canine goodness:

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. - M. Acklam

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those are some good quotes. I like the Will Rogers quote.

Peter

BigBuddhaPuppy said...

The best thing about a man is his dog - French proverb

The more I see of men, the better I like dogs - Madame Roland

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man - Mark Twain