Paris Hilton has had quite a career. Her sex tape was released on the internet, her cell phone was hacked, she starred half-naked eating burgers in a Carls' Jr. commercial and then crashed her car several times in Hollywood. She is famous for doing absolutely nothing (besides being an upper crust blue-blooded genuine idiot).
Two dog magazines have named Hilton the "Worst Dog Owner of the Year":
"First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then
replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a
goat," said editor of the magazines, Leslie Padgett.
Quick, call animal services, because the worst dog owner of the year just bought two new puppies:
Paris Hilton has bought herself two new puppies after being awarded the title of world's worst dog owner. As well as being criticised by the New York Dog and Hollywood Dog magazines last week, the hotel heiress was named the worst dressed celebrity by People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals for her love of fur. Following a trip to Japan, Paris has now bought Chihuahua puppies Tokyo Blue and Harajuku Bitch. Hilton told Star magazine, "That's it, no more pets for now."
Harajuku Bitch! What a classy dog name for such a classy dame...