April 19, 2006

I'm Literally In The Dog House

Yesterday I found a blue notebook on the floor of Mommy and Daddy's office. Mommy was in the bedroom watching TV and I was bored. So I took the notebook downstairs to play!

I had a great time flinging the notebook in the air, biting it and ripping out the pages. Then I heard Mommy call my name so I rushed upstairs. A few moments later Mommy walked downstairs and that's when I heard a blood curdling scream. I heard her call my name "CAAAAAIIROOOOOOO!!!!"

the evidence

Mommy opened the front door and told me to leave the house, but I turned around and ran towards the corner. She was so angry that she called up Daddy at work to tell him what I did. I think she wanted to kick me out of the house and shut me outside!

It turns out that notebook was for Mommy's masters program class in graduate school and it contained all of her observation notes. Well, Mommy should know better than to leave her school work on the floor!

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Cairo is a weapon of mass destruction. Here are her previous attacks:

Bed #1 Bed #2 Bed #3 Bed #4

16 comments:

Cairo Mom said...

Cairo, this is your mother... I am still VERY MAD AT YOU!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ha! Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I keep coming back to this blog everyday to visit with Cairo and her parents. I understand your distress about your grad school notes but I love Cairo when she's naughty! Its excellent entertainment. Was she drinking beer when she did this?

animalfamily said...

hope you get back into mummy's good BOOKS soon. oops!

ah yes, its so frustrating when they are in that seek and destroy mood.

Prissy said...

Uh oh, Cairo! I guess you're really in trouble now. Can I come over and help you chew up some more stuff? I'm particularly fond of socks and small toys.

aztigger09 said...

Don't worry Cairo, your Mommy won't be able to stay mad at you for very long...whenever my boy Titus destroys something I'm mad for about a minute then I take one look at that sweet little face and all is forgiven!

The Fat Lady Sings said...

My cat once ate one of my term papers. Really. I wrote about it, actually. The cat's name was Short Shit (it suited) and I had left the completed document on the coffee table because I had been up late working on it. Keep in mind this was way before the time of instant computing - or fast printers. All that was left was some confetti on the floor. Arn't critters grand?

My Cat Ate My Homework

Melissa said...

Hi there,

I just found ur blog today and i must say, i thought u had my dog! Brie could be Cairo's twin!

She also has a bed destruction problem, a door destruction problem and and anything get in her way destruction problem LOL.

As soon as Im home Ill forward you some pictures!

Isabella said...

Oh my, Cairo! That's even worse than anything I have done- and I have done some naughty stuff. I know you didn't realize it was something so important to your mom, but it's understandable why she would be so upset. Humans take their school stuff very seriously, dontcha' know? Maybe if you are super sweet to her and be on your best behavior for awhile she will calm down and forget about it. I chewed up one of my human's books not long ago, but lucky for me she had finished reading it.
Good luck, Cairo!
Big Wags,
Isabella

mary matalin gisher said...

cairo, cairo, cairo. sounds like you're a little jealous of all those papers. sorry kido i'll have to agree with mom on this one. i'd open that door too. just so i could cool off. we always love our children. sometimes their choices are hard to swallow.

Norty said...

Cairo, you're welcome to bunk with me untill the anger has passed... I'm currently in the "doghouse" for eating the house plants... and digging the dirt onto the carpet... and dragging the pot around... and possibly for shredding that pair of pants.... and kinda for making a mess in the bedroom... I'll be here awhile, stop by sometime ;)

Cubby said...

Was it a commentary on the quality of her work? You're in trouble, buddy!

the serrach said...

could have been worse. could have been the ipod.

Zach said...

Wow .. I'm speechless ...

RoxyKnits said...

Oh Cairo, what a bad boy you've been. At least Thunder has only nibbled my books - not chewed the whole thing. Now they're all out of reach.....

jamie lang said...

Bad bad bad dog, Cairo!

Poor Mommy - I'd hate to tell the teacher that the dog ate my homework. I can hear the laughter all the way to Alaska!

IndyPindy said...

Yup - when I was little my mom bought soft mats to put in my crate. I chewed up two of them and she stopped buying them for me! The nerve!

You have a really good "innocent" look, by the way!