Bitches Brew

The other night we were upstairs, and it sounded too quiet.

So I snuck downstairs to see what Cairo was doing...



There she was in her den. All by herself. Here's a closeup.




A few more minutes and Cairo would have figured out how to turn on the TV.

Canine News Update: Hannah Crowned "Most Beautiful Bulldog"

Here's Queen Hannah:



She was crowned Most Beautiful Bulldog at the 27th annual "Beautiful Bulldog" contest. My first thought was, what about the Boxers? Cairo would look swell wearing a crown.

Boxers need to represent!

I Wish Everyday Was Like Sunday

This morning I went to one of my favorite places in the world--the dog park!



I made friends with a Husky dog.



Here we are chasing each other in the muddy grass.



When I came home Mommy and Daddy gave me a bath because they said I smelled like a dog. Well, I am dog! What do they expect me to smell like?!?

Sleep

Cairo needs her rest if she wants to keep on eating notebooks and plush beds.

I'm Literally In The Dog House

Yesterday I found a blue notebook on the floor of Mommy and Daddy's office. Mommy was in the bedroom watching TV and I was bored. So I took the notebook downstairs to play!

I had a great time flinging the notebook in the air, biting it and ripping out the pages. Then I heard Mommy call my name so I rushed upstairs. A few moments later Mommy walked downstairs and that's when I heard a blood curdling scream. I heard her call my name "CAAAAAIIROOOOOOO!!!!"

the evidence

Mommy opened the front door and told me to leave the house, but I turned around and ran towards the corner. She was so angry that she called up Daddy at work to tell him what I did. I think she wanted to kick me out of the house and shut me outside!

It turns out that notebook was for Mommy's masters program class in graduate school and it contained all of her observation notes. Well, Mommy should know better than to leave her school work on the floor!

. . .

Cairo is a weapon of mass destruction. Here are her previous attacks:

Bed #1 Bed #2 Bed #3 Bed #4

Obligatory Boxer Portrait

I had a fun time on Easter Sunday. I chased my pug uncle all around my grandparents' house. Thankfully I didn't run into this bunny (video).

He has some major agression issues. I strongly recommend therapy.

Cairo's Theme Song

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me mom and daddy
-- The Ramones




That's me on my prayer rug facing east while mommy and daddy watch Sex and the City. Yeah, we're a happy family. You gotta problem with that?

Canine Justice

Daddy bought a George W. Bush mask for Halloween last year. He wore the mask with a prison-issue jumpsuit.

Here I am trying to destroy it. I hope the Secret Service doesn't come and arrest me. This is political speech protected by the Constitution. The Constitution DOES apply to canines, right?



Take that!

I'm Back

My Daddy has been so busy taking me for walks that he forgot to post new pictures! The weather has been warm and sunny here in Orange County, CA. I've gone for an hour-long walk everyday this week. Daddy has been getting exercise and I've been having fun watching birds and chasing balloons in the park.

Blogger wasn't letting me upload images, so I'm using Flickr instead.

Here I am after my walk yesterday chillin on the couch...



I was a little camera shy...



Then they turned on the TV for me and I decided to take a nap.

Cabin Fever

Cairo's Dad here taking a break from los derrotistos. I was able to get Cairo off the computer for a brief moment to send you the following dispatch. It's been raining for about three days straight here in Orange County, CA. Cairo has not been able to go out for a walk since Sunday. That said, she is going crazy around the house, digging for toys under the couch. I remove her ball from under the couch and then she knocks it right under the couch again. Silly boxer! Gotta love em!

Bubble Gum Tongue

Cairo licking her chops after chowing down on some yogurt.